Turtle's Soup Greeting Card - Happy Birthday Earthling

Turtle's Soup

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 This alien found out it was the anniversary of another trip around the sun for you, or what your people call “birthday”. He wanted to partake in a classic earthly tradition so he brought you a cake from his home planet! It’s made with a bunch of elements that aren’t found in your galaxy. Hopefully your earthly tongue still finds it tasty, and it doesn’t make your skin evaporate!

🌵 Includes one (1) greeting card

👽 Card size is 4.25" x 5.5" (A2 folded)

🛸 Blank inside for your personal message

🎂 Includes matching envelope and protected in a sleeve

🌿 Printed with soy based ink on responsibly sourced 30% post consumer recycled paper


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