Turtle's Soup Greeting Card - Holy Guacamole Birthday

Turtle's Soup

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The avocado gods are telling me that today is your birthday! May you receive many blessings that are as fresh, creamy, and tasty as the Holy Guacamole. And may you be adored as much as a party, barbeque or event that has the blessed, savory dip.

🥑 Includes one (1) greeting card

🥑 Card size is 4.25" x 5.5" (A2 folded)

🥑 Blank inside for your personal message

🥑 Includes matching envelope and protected in a sleeve

🌿 Printed with soy based ink on responsibly sourced 30% post consumer recycled paper

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